Dear Ms. Wendy Portillo

We, the parents of children, have decided to take a vote to see "whether we are ready" for you to join us in the "being an adult" category.

The vote has come in at ~80,000,000 to 2 that you are not qualified to be a teacher, leader, or even participate in any way, shape, or form with our children.

Please move to somewhere very remote and isolating. If we find you near one of our children you will be forcibly removed.

-Parents on the Internet.
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